In what can only be described as an industry best practice, a leading Outdoor Content Aggregator has published its 37th consecutive "Best of the Best" list, breaking the previous record of 36 weeks held by another Outdoor Content Aggregator.
Selected by a group of top performance marketers from the paid social, SEO, and eCommerce worlds, this latest "Best of the Best" list has been optimized to deliver ‘phenomenal’ click-through rates and affiliate links. In a nod to their commitment to include diverse viewpoints, the Best List features a wide range of categories, such as camp stoves, mountain bike pedals, and taupe-colored light hiking footwear.
“I’m proud of our entire team for their dedication, optimization, and their ability to block out any investigative journalistic impulses they may have,” said Outdoor Content Aggregator CEO and self-professed computer cycling hobbyist, Alan Gearing.
When asked if he intends to continue the streak, Gearing replied, “Heck yeah! The team can do this all day long. At least until I can replace them with AI. Now that’s optimization!”
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