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Rock Fight Action Figures... Rocky the Lil' Dirtbag!


It’s Rocky, the Lil’ Dirtbag!


Crush on this gnarly dude, the ultimate monument to the climbing life! Because nothing says ‘quit working for the man and get in the van’ quite the Rocky, the Lil’ Dirtbag.


Made from burley burlap that’s shredded like your dad’s Gramiccis after a chimney pitch, Rocky makes your van’s ratty interior look off-the-lot new. 


Rocky comes with fully adjustable arms and legs, and a croc-like grip that goes from slack rope to splitter handjams with dyno speed. Filled with a finely ground mix of Castleton sand, Gunnison scree, and organic compost, many prefer its earthy aroma to the odors that emanate from their regular climbing crew. 


With secondhand boots, frayed edges, and a carabiner forged from the depths of Yvon’s ironworks, this stoked little ripper screams "no showers, just sends!”


Rocky, the Lil' Dirtbag the latest from Rock Fight Action Figures... Collect 'em all!


(Disclaimer: Rock Fight Outdoor Action Figures are possibly possessed by ancient demons, throw real rocks, and are not recommended for anyone to actually own. Available exclusively at defunct toy and sporting goods retailers nowhere. All rights reserved.)

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