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Rock Fight EXCLUSIVE: First Photos Of Everest Poop Drones

KATHMANDU, NEPAL - The Kathmandu Post reported earlier this week that the Khumbu Pasang Lhamu Rural Municipality is piloting heavy lifter drones to carry garbage and human waste off of the world's tallest mountain, Mt. Everest.

Rock Fight, LLC has secured the first photos of this initiative. Taken from just below

Camp 1, this particular load of crap is reportedly a single days worth of excrement. The images demonstrate the sheer quantity of turds that are left behind by the high paying tourists trying to accomplish every billionaires dream of being dragged to the summit of Everest.

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"Finally, someone realized the importance of clearing human waste from this sacred place." said climber Thurston Howell III, "Personally I know that my shit doesn't stink, so I didn't mind hanging a rat anywhere I pleased. But the turds from that group of charity climbers were getting particularly ripe."

Howell, who reportedly was climbing the mountain after returning from an extended stay in the tropics, went on to say, "Now we can all sleep better at night knowing that we won't have to scrape off the soles of our boots and crampons before entering the tents that we didn't carry or set up on our own."

Story Filed by Real Fake News, Part of the /S Division of Rock Fight, llc. Things have been changed. There are no innocent.


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