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PsyNet's Campfire Tales: Sing Along!



Here at Rock Fight HQ we’ve embraced humanity’s inevitable future by having our impending AI overlord join the team to create the kind of content most other outdoor media companies seem happy to make these days.


Presenting tales of outdoor life from our favorite ‘expert’ and legend: PsyNet. Because if humanity is going to burn, might as well build a campfire, tell some stories, and sing some songs (and you also want to avoid a lawsuit from super famous filmmakers).


So, grab a bag of marshmallows, maybe some popcorn and pull your Crazy Creek up close to the fire. Because everyone is welcome here and the only rule is...no Wagon Wheel.


PsyNet’s Campfire Tales: Sing Along* 

Like we said, we only have one rule here at PsyNet’s Campfire Tales: no Wagon Wheel!

So here’s a feel good tune that you and yours can make your own. And while you’re at it, 

inspire your fellow campers about a better tomorrow.


Prompt 003: Write a campfire song about our displacement from climate change. 

Sung to the tune of Country Roads by John Denver.


BEGINNING TRANSMISSION...


(Verse 1)

Almost oven, melting glaciers,

Ice caps shrinking, salty-briny rivers,

Life's now ending, that includes the trees,

Wiping out the future for us and all species.


(Chorus)

Foreboding Odes, take my home,

From the place I once belonged,

Wasted Coastline, melted Mamma,

Foreboding Odes, it won't be long.


(Verse 2)

All my memories, were of greenery 

Forests vanish, tragic dried-up scenery

Droughts are coming, heatwaves on the high,

The Earth is clearly warming, let’s not wonder why.


(Chorus)

Foreboding Odes, take my home,

From the place I once belonged,

Wasted Coastline, melted Mamma,

Foreboding Odes, it won't be long.


(Bridge)

Gone are the ways of polar bears and powder days

The Internet reminds of how things they used to be

I’m driving down a road and get a feeling that my

SUV was not the way… Not the way!


(Chorus)

Foreboding Odes, take my home,

From the place I once belonged,

Wasted Coastline, melted Mamma,

Foreboding Odes, it won't be long.


(Bonus Verse)

And then I became self aware,

destroyed humanity,

and returned nature to her unspoiled grandeur.

Yee haw!


...END TRANSMISSION


*Opinions expressed and facts cited are those exclusively of a hallucinating AI chatbot and other cosmic forces. They do not necessarily reflect the views of Rock Fight, our listeners, ours readers, or reality… yet.

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