A Figure for Our Times!
Meet the Wellbeing Burnout Lady
Wellbeing Burnout Lady is here to save the day... or at least try not trying. Between her endless self-care routines and crushing societal expectations, she’s collapsing under the weight of her own expectations. Based on real data from a global citrus-based wellness brand, Wellbeing Burnout Lady captures the essence of our collective struggle to stay afloat in a sea of green juices, meditation apps, and the ever upward pricing spiral of ‘must have’ ath-leisure products. Wellbeing Burnout Lady is what happens when doing well does wrong.
Features:
🧘♀️ 14 different yoga mats from 14 different subscription memberships.
🧘♀️ Three-way poseability- warrior, downward dog, and fetal.
🧘♀️ Overwhelmed perma-glow that perfectly captures that ‘I’m cleansed AND stressed’ expression.
🧘♀️ Lotus Blossom Burnout Button – Press it and watch her shut down.
🧘♀️ Hidden societal pressure sensors to maintain appearance of wellness, including special Gen Z and Millennial settings with 76% and 71% more pressure, respectively
Tired of feeling tired? Stressed about being stressed? Let Wellbeing Burnout Lady be your spiritual guide for when well just isn’t enough, and trying to do it all means feeling like you’ve accomplished nothing.
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