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Meet The Insufferables!



Dive into the cringe-worthy delights of van life with

The Insufferables!


Rock Fight Action Figures is proud to present the newest newlyweds to join social media’s favorite unsustainable lifestyle. 


Whether staging their next curated adventure or scoring the next set of free promo merchandise, Brent and Mikalah, the Van Life Influencer Couple, will inspire FOMO and awareness among your target audience. 


They each come ready to pose and equipped with all the hyper-specific essentials needed look like they actually participate in outdoor activities.


Brent includes a floral shirt, man bun, fully charged iPhone for selfies, and vintage film camera.


Never to be outdone, Mikalah in cut-off shorts, Coachella Pancho, and sunhat, touts a photo tote, sketchpad, and an iced mocha permanently attached to her hand.


Also included: the bottomless yerba maté attitude extender.


This Retro Bus Edition set is completely compatible with a classic VW microbus currently stalled in a Starbucks parking lot outside Barstow, CA. Just DM them on Insta with your email address and #YOLO for your chance to cover their repair bills. Don’t worry, they accept Venmo, Zelle, PayPal, Meta Pay, Apple Pay, Google Pay, Cash App, Crowd Sourced Funds and Wire Transfer. 


With the Van Life Influencer Couple, perfection is only a post away.


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(Disclaimer: Rock Fight Outdoor Action Figures are possibly possessed by ancient demons, throw real rocks, and are not recommended for anyone to actually own. Available exclusively at defunct toy and sporting goods retailers nowhere. All rights reserved.)

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