Take a trip back to when your worries—and your gear—were lighter with Gram Gossamer, aka the Super Ultra Light Hiker 2000! This trail-blazing ounce counter emerged from the depths of a newly launched Facebook forum, determined to revolutionize backpacking by carrying less and spending more.
Gear List Includes:
⚖️ Two Dyneema jackets for weather flexibility
⚖️ Hannah Montana MP3 player pillow, featuring a 64 MB MP3 player with a USB 1.1 connector—enough for 8 songs!
⚖️ Late 90's era Nalgene bottle - with rare BPA still included!
⚖️ Cutting-edge GPS unit - perfect for posting real-time blog updates!
⚖️ Single trekking pole to cut weight in half
⚖️ Dual Dyneema/silnylon backpacks - debate which is 0.03 oz lighter with your hiking pals!
⚖️ State-of-the-art trail runners - lighter than boots, costlier than a car payment!
⚖️ Digital scale to weigh and reweigh every item
⚖️ 2001 edition of Ray Jardine’s seminal Light Hiking manifesto
And much, much more gear you can choose to leave behind!
Enjoy ounces of fun with Gram Gossamer aka the Super Ultra Light Hiker 2000. With realistic wallet-emptying action, articulated joints for maximum gear fondling, and a removable sense of superiority, you can relive the golden age of ultralight hysteria!
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