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Rock Fight Action Figures... River Dave: The Crusty Old Boatman!

Meet River Dave

The Crusty Old Boatman!

River Dave is the original crusty old boatman and a true legend. His zest for life is as contagious as his skin rash, but few can turn a trip into an unforgettable adventure like River Dave.

With 40 years of guiding under his belt, he’s a living encyclopedia of the canyon’s geology, wildlife, weather, and river dynamics. He can also quote Zinn, Chomsky and every episode of The Simpsons from season 1 through 9 on command. Just don’t ask him if he still watches today.

“Better than Google” he’s quick to tell you, although how could he know? He doesn’t "do" the internet, and besides, there’s no reception down there anyway- just how he likes it. 

Action figure comes complete with*:

  • Set of (2) oars

  • (1) Seat cushion

  • (1) found Frisbee

  • Dave's personal groover

While supplies last, the limited edition River Dave also comes with a signed copy of Hermann Hesse’s Siddartha in every pack! Essential reading for anyone looking to live the guide’s life.

*May also include only one water shoe, the other was lost running Crystal on a big flow.

River Dave The Crusty Old Boatman the latest from Rock Fight Action Figures...

Collect 'em All!

(Disclaimer: Rock Fight Outdoor Action Figures are possibly possessed by ancient demons, throw real rocks, and are not recommended for anyone to actually own. Available exclusively at defunct toy and sporting goods retailers nowhere. All rights reserved.)


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