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Rock Fight Action Figures... The Off Leash Dog Walker!

Meet Zeke, The Off Leash Dog Walker!


Long before you see him, you’ll know Zeke’s on the trail. How? Because his unleashed dogs are always running five minutes ahead.


Zeke, The Off Leash Dog Walker is your above-it-all neighborhood dog enthusiast. Posted signs have no power against his force of will and well-meaning facade. He’s not out to hurt anyone, he just doesn't think those leash laws were meant for his dogs, were they?


Couldn’t be! Because his dog’s are no ordinary canines.


They respond to his every command, greet every dog with grace, and would never burrow their noses into the crotches of strangers. And perish the thought they’ll poop on trail.  Zeke trained them to bag their own*.


These dogs can’t be leashed! It just wouldn’t be right.


It’s not that Zeke doesn’t care. He cares a lot about a lot of things. He just doesn’t care about your enjoyment.


Not compatible with leashes or any other dog accessories.


Zeke, The Off Leash Dog Walker the latest from Rock Fight Action Figures... Collect 'em All!


*Compostable Poop Bags sold separately (and probably just left on the side of the trail anyway).


(Disclaimer: Rock Fight Outdoor Action Figures are possibly possessed by ancient demons, throw real rocks, and are not recommended for anyone to actually own. Available exclusively at defunct toy and sporting goods retailers nowhere. All rights reserved.)

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