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Business Paleontologists Confirms Org Chart Theory

Bill from accounting and family. Photo credit: Olan Mills

Paleontologists working in Mesopotamia, considered the cradle of civilization, recently discovered key underpinnings to modern life.

Fossil analysis confirms that jackals and cockroaches were, in fact, the dominant species in corporate organizational structures.

This contradicts current orthodoxy that apex predators such as lions, bulls, and bears are the natural heirs to corporate promotion and hierarchy.

As of this deadline, the origin of knife wounds in the backside of both species remain unknown. 


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