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Rock Fight Action Figures... Sandy Olson-SkiSwap!



She’s the PTA president, former world-class mountain biker, and the middle school band’s leading fundraiser, Sandy Olson-SkiSwap is a certified K-12 Pop Star!


But when her school supply list meets an end-of-season gear sale, things are going to get wild. She turns back-to-school shopping into an extreme sport frenzy.


Sandy Olson-SkiSwap features:

🎿 Swivel Head for 360-degree deal spotting.

🎿 Power Grip to hold on for all its worth.

🎿 Extendable Arms reach deals anywhere-  even the top shelf.

🎿 Plenty of shopping bag storage to hold  enough try-on options to wear down even the  most fussy tweener.

🎿 Push-button "Haggle Mode" with rapid-fire price  negotiations and quality skepticism. 


Never afraid to dive into a deep discount pile, Sandy Olson-SkiSwap is the ultimate outdoor mom on a mission. This is a limited-availability item! No refunds! No returns! 


Sandy Olson-SkiSwap is the latest from Rock Fight Action Figures... Collect 'em All!


(Disclaimer: Rock Fight Outdoor Action Figures are possibly possessed by ancient demons, throw real rocks, and are not recommended for anyone to actually own. Available exclusively at defunct toy and sporting goods retailers nowhere. All rights reserved.)

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