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Interview With Former Patagonia Ambassador Trucker Hat
Following last week's launch of Patagonia's new "Fashion Is None Of Our Business" marketing campaign, word came of a disgruntled former...
Apr 26, 2024


Rock Fight Action Figures... Mountain Mage: The Hiking Wizard!
Summon forth the Mountain Mage, your mystical guide to enchanted trails! He's a figure of deep wisdom, formidable power, and considerable...
Apr 25, 2024


National Parks Week
What better way to celebrate National Parks Week than with the newest fake collab between Smokey Bear and the merchandising juggernaut...
Apr 24, 2024


Stanley Marks The Beginning Of Their Decline With The Release Of "Carry-Alls"
Story Filed by Real Fake News, Part of the /S Division of Rock Fight, llc. Things have been changed. There are no innocent.
Apr 23, 2024


The Best Hockey Movie Ever
The other day the NHL board of governors approved a move that will send the Arizona Coyotes north to Salt Lake City in time for next...
Apr 20, 2024


Rock Fight Action Figures... Reggae Trail Runner!
One Love, Many Trails Get up, stand up, and meet the ultimate champion of endurance and rhythm! Equipped with complex beats, unstoppable...
Apr 18, 2024


The Return Of The Straggler
Aside from skiing, is there a more privileged position to be in as an outdoorsy person than to own more than one bike? Skiing is an easy...
Apr 13, 2024


A Circuitous Route Through 1995
It's the Spring of 1995. Try as you might, you can't get the ear-worm of Montell Jordan's This Is How We Do It out of your head. Drew...
Apr 13, 2024


Rock Fight Action Figures... Strawberry Short Hike!
Adventure awaits when you take to the trails with Strawberry Short Hike! Together you’ll explore all the natural wonders of...
Apr 11, 2024


My Top 10 Favorite Things About Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Pop culture has made a heel turn against the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU). Understandable as it is, I also find it upsetting. But...
Apr 6, 2024


A Long Strange Trip (for Bill Walton)
For this week’s Outdoor History I’ve decided to forgo the usual path and take the golden road to a long strange trip. What does this have...
Apr 6, 2024


PsyNet's Campfire Tales: The Etiquette Avenger Rides On!*
Prompt 0015: Tell the story of the Etiquette Avenger, an enforcer of mountain bike manners. Tell us why she roams the trails in search of...
Apr 5, 2024


Rock Fight Outdoor Action Figures... Collect 'em All!
Radical dudes, get stoked for the 80's Backpacker Action Figure! This neon vision is decked in eye-scorching brights and pockets galore...
Apr 4, 2024


1994: Rumblings
Welcome to August 1994. There’s some peak Gen X nostalgia going on here. Lisa Loeb’s Stay was like that friend's friend sleeping on your...
Apr 3, 2024


Justice For The Backyardigans
When I was a kid I distinctly remember the TV shows my Mom would or would not watch with me. Sesame St: A-ok Mr. Rogers: Nope. The...
Apr 2, 2024


Jesus Built My Hotrod (or get off of my back about my AirPods)
Here’s my truth for you today: When I’m rolling solo on trails, I wear AirPods and I make no apologies for it. I’m honestly a little sick...
Mar 26, 2024


Revel's Glen
This St. Patrick’s Day it’s important to recognize one of the best of Ireland’s many contributions to the world: the Irish folk song. In...
Mar 17, 2024


Drips & Dregs: The 96th Academy Awards
While most of you know me for this little Outdoorsy dance we do on the Rock Fight, it’s actually not my first podcast. Or even my second....
Mar 13, 2024


PsyNet's Campfire Tales: Forever Rosa*
Prompt 0011: Imagine a tale of a kindly old woman who inadvertently unleashed the recipe of PFAS onto the world. BEGINNING TRANSMISSION…...
Mar 8, 2024
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