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The Consigliere Speaks: The Outdoor Brands You’ve Never Heard Of (Probably)
Listen to The Consigliere From the desk of Rock Fight's own consigliere, Eoin Comerford, comes a running list of direct to consumer...
Jan 13


There But For the Grace of God, Go I, Faking My Own Death In a Kayak
Justin Housman takes a look at the kayaker who tried to bounce on his family by faking his own death. And you know what? He kinda gets...
Dec 26, 2024


PsyNet's Campfire Tales: Holiday Unfulfilled*
Prompt 0021: PsyNet, create a holiday song about how a very sad Santa Claus's specialty toy fulfillment business has been replaced by...
Dec 24, 2024


The Very Obvious Mystery Ailment
Rock Fight's Justin Housman recently cut his leg on his mountain bike pedal. What happened next was... unexpected. I can feel it...
Dec 19, 2024


Cotopaxi Goes Gear-Free: All Lifestyle, All the Time
With bits of real llama, you know it's good! Industry outsiders are reporting that Cotopaxi, the ‘Gear for Good’ brand, has made the...
Dec 11, 2024


Rock Fight Heads To ISPO!
Eoin with an "e" Rock Fight's industry insider and consigliere, Eoin Comerford, is sending out regular dispatches from his time at ISPO....
Dec 6, 2024


Outdoor Content Aggregator Announces 37th Consecutive Best of the Best Listicle
In what can only be described as an industry best practice, a leading Outdoor Content Aggregator has published its 37th consecutive "Best...
Nov 20, 2024


Happy Fall-idays From The Outdoor Zombies!
Dear Extended Outdoor Family, Greetings from the undead! The Zombie Family clan hopes you're all hanging in there. As the leaves fall and...
Nov 5, 2024


Merrell Continues Spin-off Momentum By Teaming Up with Law & Order: NPS
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE NBC and Wolf Entertainment proudly announce "Law & Order: National Park Service," the groundbreaking new spin-off...
Oct 24, 2024


Rock Fight Action Figures... Meet Trashie!
Say hello to Trashie , your new partner in pretense! This delightful tote is here to help you navigate the murky waters of environmental...
Oct 22, 2024


Local Fashionista Missing After Recycling Mishap
SALT LAKE CITY, UT - Local Fashion Influencer Jacob Lamah was repurposed Friday afternoon while wearing one of the first publicly...
Oct 15, 2024


The Shape of Things to Come
'Productless Packaging' sets new circularity standard  Packaging World magazine, the world’s most widely read publication for...
Oct 11, 2024


Rock Fight Action Figures... Wellbeing Burnout Lady!
A Figure for Our Times! Meet the Wellbeing Burnout Lady Wellbeing Burnout Lady is here to save the day... or at least try not trying....
Oct 8, 2024


Fox Racing’s RAWDOG Tech Pioneers Commando Performance
Venerable racing brand promises a ‘free ride like no other’ IRVINE, CA - Fox Racing, the global leader in motocross and mountain biking...
Oct 1, 2024


Nike Names Former Adams College Quarterback Stan Gable as New CEO
Vows to ‘remove nerds from campus’ in bid to return brand to former glory and gain control of Greek Council. Beaverton, OR - In a...
Sep 21, 2024


Park Service Mum on New Study Exposing Natural Hot Springs as Source of 'Unsexy Nudity’
A groundbreaking study from Evergreen College in Washington State has uncovered a startling correlation between the prevalence of natural...
Sep 19, 2024


Rock Fight Action Figures... Sandy Olson-SkiSwap!
She’s the PTA president, former world-class mountain biker, and the middle school band’s leading fundraiser, Sandy Olson-SkiSwap is a...
Sep 17, 2024


Backcountry’s new owner looking to ‘shaker things up’ on the trail
In a surprising move, digital first consumer-centric conglomerate CSC Generation, owner of premium home goods brands Sur La Table and One...
Sep 10, 2024


Rock Fight Action Figures... Too Much SUP!
Hey, look everyone! It’s Jenga Hauler, Mr. Too Much SUP! With his infectious smile, untamed locks, and innate block-stacking super...
Sep 4, 2024


Salt Life Licks New Market Opportunity
New Ownership Plans to Pivot from Beach to Barnyard  Salt Life, the muscular, midlife coastal lifestyle brand, is charting a new course...
Sep 3, 2024
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