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May 30, 2024
Rock Fight Action Figures... River Dave: The Crusty Old Boatman!
Meet River Dave The Crusty Old Boatman! River Dave is the original crusty old boatman and a true legend. His zest for life is as...


May 25, 2024
We Lost The War. Join The Crocs Resistance.
The Great Crocs War began in 2002. What was first thought to be a goofy looking footwear option for boaters and gardeners spread like a...

May 25, 2024
The Forgotten Ingredient (Brand)
There’s more than meets the eye in this little entry in the July 2002 issue of SNEWS. It’s about the ‘Leader in Phase Change Technology’...


May 24, 2024
PsyNet's Campfire Tales: Gen X Shakespeare*
Prompt 20: Re-write Hamlet's Soliloquy from Act 3, Scene 1 of Shakespeare's Hamlet using stereotypical langue and cultural references...


May 24, 2024
Olukai Dives Into Surfboard Market Powered By Pickleball
IRVINE, CA – Olukai, known for its popular open-toed sandals, is making waves with its new line of surfboards designed specifically for...

May 23, 2024
Rock Fight Action Figures... A Squad Of Cairns!
Introducing A Squad of Cairns! The action figures you probably didn’t need, but who will show you the way whether you like it or not....


May 18, 2024
Let's Fucking Cool It With Ice Baths Already
For fuck's sake, can we just all take a beat when it comes to sitting in a tub full of ice water? Regular listeners of THE ROCK FIGHT...

May 18, 2024
Here We Go Again
For this week’s Outdoor History, we’re looking back almost 20 years to the day. And full disclosure, it’s this reason I selected this...


May 17, 2024
PsyNet's Campfire Tales: Take The Dark Way Home*
Prompt 19: Tell a tale about encountering a creature of legend known as a dark traveler. BEGINNING TRANSMISSION... Alright folks, gather...

May 16, 2024
Rock Fight Action Figures... Meet The Insufferables!
Dive into the cringe-worthy delights of van life with The Insufferables! Rock Fight Action Figures is proud to present the newest...


May 15, 2024
Local Climber Finds Opossum Family Living in His Gear
EL PORTAL, CA - In a heartwarming discovery, local climber Jake Stone was surprised to find a family of opossums living within his gear...


May 11, 2024
Carli Rides A Horse
You can keep Hazel Findlay, Killian Jornet, or Courtney Dauwalter. My wife, Carli, has it over all of them. During my days working for...


May 11, 2024
A for Effort
Are many of us environmentally-minded surfers actually taking the easy way out when it comes to combatting climate change and fighting...

May 10, 2024
Rock Fight Action Figures... Amara The Psychic SUP!
From vast cosmic depths emerges a supreme mistress of mind and motion - Amara the Psychic Stand Up Paddler! With her potent ability to...


May 9, 2024
Rock Fight EXCLUSIVE: First Photos Of Everest Poop Drones
KATHMANDU, NEPAL - The Kathmandu Post reported earlier this week that the Khumbu Pasang Lhamu Rural Municipality is piloting heavy lifter...

May 8, 2024
Man Hospitalized After Mistaking Columbia Sportswear Jacket For Soy Milk
PORTLAND, OR - Local outdoor enthusiast Todd Millbrap, 37, was rushed to the hospital after attempting to drink what he thought was...



May 4, 2024
Nike: A to the CG
So I’m tooling around the interwebs the other day looking for tasty nuggets to feature in this week’s outdoor history and I come across...


May 4, 2024
Wet Hot American Mixtape
I was in a bar the other night when somebody played the Pearl Jam song “Corduroy” from “Vitalogy” on the jukebox. The rollicking guitar...

May 3, 2024
PsyNet's Campfire Tales: Lessons Of The Forest*
Prompt 0018: Recite a story where a Sasquatch imparts the wisdom of the forest as a warning to younglings about the importance of...
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