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BREAKING NEWS: Tick Mitt Nit Pick
SALT LAKE CITY, UT— Tick Mitt, the maker of the innovative tick removal system of the same name, was awarded ‘Product of the Year’ during...
Jun 19, 2024


Rock Fight Action Figures... The Swag Hound - Promo Prospector
Some say Swag. Others say Schwag. But he calls it FREE! You know him because he’s been at every show since 1989. He’s a Promo Prospector...
Jun 13, 2024


Hiking Group Plans Epic Thru-Hike Across Freeway Overpass
EUGENE, OR - In an audacious bid to conquer new frontiers, the highly regarded hiking group "Trailblazers" has announced plans for an...
Jun 8, 2024


Front and Center: Sleeping Bag Innovation Now Trendy Addition
Once only the province of jackets, and then the humble sleeping bag, the ‘center-zip’ trend is sweeping the nation. Retailers are...
Jun 8, 2024


BREAKING NEWS: Sierra's Celebration Gets Scary
Sierra Incites Mass Panic While Celebrating 100th Store Opening with SAW-Inspired Promotion SHEBOYGAN, WI— In an unexpected twist on the...
Jun 1, 2024


BREAKING: Awesome Sauce Faces Loss Of Awesomeness Designation After Reddit Scandal
Spring Energy, the maker of Awesome Sauce Gel, has been forced to remove the product from its website after recent accusations that it...
May 31, 2024


Rock Fight Action Figures... River Dave: The Crusty Old Boatman!
Meet River Dave The Crusty Old Boatman! River Dave is the original crusty old boatman and a true legend. His zest for life is as...
May 30, 2024


The Forgotten Ingredient (Brand)
There’s more than meets the eye in this little entry in the July 2002 issue of SNEWS. It’s about the ‘Leader in Phase Change Technology’...
May 25, 2024


PsyNet's Campfire Tales: Gen X Shakespeare*
Prompt 20: Re-write Hamlet's Soliloquy from Act 3, Scene 1 of Shakespeare's Hamlet using stereotypical langue and cultural references...
May 24, 2024


Olukai Dives Into Surfboard Market Powered By Pickleball
IRVINE, CA – Olukai, known for its popular open-toed sandals, is making waves with its new line of surfboards designed specifically for...
May 24, 2024


Rock Fight Action Figures... A Squad Of Cairns!
Introducing A Squad of Cairns! The action figures you probably didn’t need, but who will show you the way whether you like it or not....
May 23, 2024


Here We Go Again
For this week’s Outdoor History, we’re looking back almost 20 years to the day. And full disclosure, it’s this reason I selected this...
May 18, 2024


PsyNet's Campfire Tales: Take The Dark Way Home*
Prompt 19: Tell a tale about encountering a creature of legend known as a dark traveler. BEGINNING TRANSMISSION... Alright folks, gather...
May 17, 2024


Rock Fight Action Figures... Meet The Insufferables!
Dive into the cringe-worthy delights of van life with The Insufferables! Rock Fight Action Figures is proud to present the newest...
May 16, 2024


Local Climber Finds Opossum Family Living in His Gear
EL PORTAL, CA - In a heartwarming discovery, local climber Jake Stone was surprised to find a family of opossums living within his gear...
May 15, 2024


Rock Fight Action Figures... Amara The Psychic SUP!
From vast cosmic depths emerges a supreme mistress of mind and motion - Amara the Psychic Stand Up Paddler! With her potent ability to...
May 10, 2024


Nike: A to the CG
So I’m tooling around the interwebs the other day looking for tasty nuggets to feature in this week’s outdoor history and I come across...
May 4, 2024


Rock Fight Action Figures... Rocky the Lil' Dirtbag!
It’s Rocky, the Lil’ Dirtbag! Crush on this gnarly dude, the ultimate monument to the climbing life! Because nothing says ‘quit working...
May 2, 2024


A True 'Wader & See' Moment
Patagonia’s new mockumentary Shitthropocene has solid waste written all over it. Ventura, CA- Global fashion icon and sometime maker of...
May 1, 2024


Getting The Party Started
For this Outdoor History, we're headed back to the End of Summer, 2002. Nelly, Eminem, and Avril Lavigne were taking up precious space on...
Apr 27, 2024
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